Cameron Yards Municipal Stadium Since 1927. Home of the 1927 Little League World Series. Registered at North Carolina Historical Society.
Cameron wood resident Paul Gagne takes a look at the model rendering of the expansion of Cameron Yards Municpal Stadium. Cameron Wood Homeowners Association voted to Thursday night to Delay funding until more research is done to look at the environmental impact on the endangered Snail Darter, which was discovered inhabiting the Cameron wood lake as recent as 2003. Mr. Gagne expressed concern about the size of the proposed stadium until he learned the Model was a scaled version, not actual finished size.
Standing room crowd only enjoys last Sundays double header.
UPCOMING PROMOTIONS FOR THE 2013 SEASON!
May 2 Fireworks After doubleheader
May 7 Free Bat Night to the first 10,000 Fans
May 27 Nickel Beer Night All night long.
June 1 Benny Broderick displays his Antique Zipper collection
June 2 Nickel beer nite and free bat night.
June 28 The Culligan Man Performs “Oklahoma” after game.
June 29 Kids Win prizes if they run around the bases and reach home plate before “Big Chief Sixpack” finds first base.. Sparklers and a roman candle after game.
June 30 Free Potted Meat to the first 10 fans.
July 4 Bottle Rockets and That M-80 Ed has wanted to use after game.
July 6- Farber Bean Appreciation Night
July 7 Using empirical and anecdotal evidence, “Harley” shows fans after game how to create a tear in the space/time continuum.. Fun! Prizes!
July 8- VDW night! all Veterans of Domestic Wars get in free!
July 23 Danny Most (Ralph Malph from HappyDays) will again sing the National Anthem.
July 24 REUNION at The Yards. All the Security Guards from The “Star Trek” series who went on Landing party detail who never stood even a sliver of a chance of returning to ship will reunite for a 45 yr reunion after the Game.
July 25 Jose Gomez, former Voice of The “Frito Bandito, tells anecdotes between innings.
July 26 Dan Blocker Tribute night
July 28 Free hemo-cult test to the first 1000 fans.
July 30 Couples Night. All Couples half price admission. After the game Couples will enjoy music from a live band and your Favorite beverage. Husbands are invited to exchange data with each other and wives are invited to conjecture on the state of other couples’ Marriages.
July 31 Fireworks…door prizes
Aug. 1 Two Live Bands after Game. Alternative Rock bans “The Vomit Spaniels” and “Beagly-Beagly and the Stretchmarks” perform live.
Aug. 2 Any Fan Named ” Dirk ” gets in free.
Aug. 3 Pitbulls to be unleashed on a Mime during 7th inning stretch.
Aug 5 Flynn and Ohara Night Catholic School Pants that can literally stand on their own will Race. Prizes
Aug 6 Braille Hollerin’ contest after game
Aug. 7- ”New Americana Night! -First 2000 guests get either a bag of fertilizer, pressure cooker, or box cutter
Aug 11 Charlotte Observer night. Local paper will announce they will now start reporting actual news stories.News2Use, “Brittney”, Diversity This” Diversity That” “J-Lo”, and “Whose Been Wronged Today” sections. Special segment that indicates that Immigration may in fact have SOME impact…..on Mexico, whereupon Observer reveals that Immigrants may be taking STD’s back to Mexico. Also Bottle Rockets.Aug. 15 Hygiene Awareness Night. Join with Mule Players to help promote proper hygiene. Fans who bring nail clippings get in for a dollar off!
Aug. 16. First 3000 fans get an 8 x 10 glossy of Danny Bonaduce
.Aug. 17 “Stamp out Skidmarks” night. Fans that bring an article of clothing with visible skidmarks on it get in for half price
Aug. 18 Meeting of The Undead Gather at Cameron Yards for reunion before game.. Free admission. Must Bring Covered dish.. Aug. 20 Jart night! Mules in conjunction with The Hasbro Corporation will give “Jart Brand” Lawn darts to first 5000 fans. In addition , all draft beers 50 cents!
Aug 23 The New Zoo Review Teaches the Letter “K” Henrietta The Hippo Joins us!
Aug 27 Free Smock to the first 50 fans
Aug. 28 WFNZ “The Fox” night. JohnBoy will l laugh hysterically at his own bits between innings.
Sep 2 Fly Fishing demonstrations between Innings
Aug. 19 Meeting of The Undead Gather at Cameron Yards for reunion before game.. Free admission. Must Bring Covered dish.
Aug. 30 Using a scissor left aerial tower 120 feet above the field, courtesy of Sunbelt Rentals, one lucky fan will get chance to see if a cat really does have 9 lives.
Sep 2 Fly Fishing demonstrations between Innings
Sep. 3 “Make a HipHop Video in 6 Easy Steps” demonstration provided by “Dr. Ice Dray-Z Scoop-DogmasterDre- FunkZ 2000″ after Game. The Doctor shows fans how to make their very own hip-hop video at home in under in 5 minutes: 1)align ballcap off to side to infer sophistication 2) look angry 3) suggest you can have sex when you want it/where you want it. 4) Have Barely dressed woman heave Loins in your face 5) Flail your fingers at Camera repeatedly 6) grab your Unit over and over. Then Repeat, and repeat again. Then repeat. All for the price of one admission ticket. Fun! prizes!
Sep. 7 Greased Pig Race
Sep. 8 Rottweiler’s to be unleashed on a Mime during 7th inning stretch.
Sep. 9 Free Yugo Automobile to 5000 fan
Sep. 10 Greased Llama Race
Sep 12 MSNBC’s Keith Olberman will vilify capitalism and religion and in under 2 minutes will change outfits and become an objective debate and news moderator, all between innings!
Sep. 18 Fescue Germination demonstration.
Sep 20 Greased Goldfish Race
Sep. 19 Free 2013 Mercedes Benz C-550 to 45,000 fan
Sep. 21 Islamic Apology Night. Fans will dedicate evening to understanding Radical Islam and conduct group hug and apologize to us thinking their starting point is Us being dead.
Sep. 22 A really Pissed Tabby Cat to be unleashed on a mime during 7th inning stretch
Sep 23 Famous Hollywood Key Grip Leonard Novitsky Shares Hilarious Industry anecdotes between innings.
Sep. 24 Colon Cancer Awareness Night. Free Colonoscopy’s to 10 lucky fans at half time and a 40% off Sigmoidscopy with purchase of Bo-rounds courtesy Bojangles (limit 4 per family)
Sep. 25- Mules Logo Emblazoned Bernaise Sauce Ladle to first 10,000 fans
Sep.26 Any Fan Named “Skeeter” or “Biff” gets in free
Sep. 29 Larry Storch tribute night
Sep. 30 Free Barium Enema to the first 100 fans.
Oct. 1 Frances Bavier (Aunt Bea) lookalike night Oct 2 Javelin tossing contest