Cameron Wood Connection 2000
Tega Cay Newspaper from June, 29th 1987
Read The Webber College Paper 1979
Webber Alumni Newsletter 2012

*Sixteen articles pairing all races against each other and why they shouldn’t get along and were going to make sure of  it.

*Theologians now say That the “Burning Bush” Moses was referring to was more a reference he made to his physician in the aftermath of an encounter he had with a woman he  met one night at the Egyptian Docks.

*Both North Carolina’s  GOP senators may have used slur in the late 70s  against a Transgender Goldendoodle amidst calls for their resignations.

*Data shows that after 3 years since the HB-2 bill reversal, 85% of Creepy men who “feel feminine” on any given day are finding that taking major dumps in Girls bathrooms and simply “hanging out” to  be  enormously rewarding.

*Feeling like  he hasn’t been in the spotlight for almost a week, President  Trump Tweets that he was in fact on the grassy knoll in Dallas in 1963.

*New drinking game sweeping America involves that every time President  Trump uses a superlative such as “incredible; unbelievable; beautiful; billions; amazing ; etc, folks have to take a swig. .

*T-Mobile refuses  to warranty the 38 cell phones Secretary of State  Clinton’s staff destroyed before a subpoena was issued.

*Due to overcrowding of prisons, Minor offenders will instead be sentenced to binge watch  the entire “Two Broke Girls” series .

*An in depth look at all the thriving Socialist economies the world America might want to emulate.

*It’s about time to retire the word “South” for its  hurtful  and negative connotation, and use the term “down there” going forward.

*“Dixie cups” have no place in 2020 America.

*Time to take “Paul Blart Mall Cop” off the air for good.

*Building upon President  Obamas statement  in 2012 that “You didn’t build that” inferring businesses are built by the ‘collective”, Speaker Pelosi Proposes  that  businesses  that rebuild  after being  destroyed by recent rioting must allocate small percentages of ownership  to those that can document they   were involved in the destruction, looting or arson of that respective  business.

*Despite criticism as being “farfetched” and “lacking  context”  a joint  Study  released Monday by  the Brookings Institute in conjunction with  Cornell University may show a remote correlation between incarceration and criminal behavior.

*Mitch McConnell shocks senate floor Tuesday revealing that when he was born he dug himself out from the sand and made a  mad dash for the ocean surf.

*Rep. Adam Schiff insists he has solid evidence and proof “of everything” but never seems to get   asked to come up with said evidence.

*Turf Toe has now supplanted “Messing with Texas” as the sixth leading killer in America.

*Thirty years of Academia’s disdain for the United States has apparently come to fruition on the streets of America.

*Cameron Yards will finance and replace turf March 2021 with Bermuda “Tif-Tuf”, a drought tolerant hybrid grass, identical to 50 square foot sample already installed on infield since March 2020 and resume field care vs. third party services.

Tonight at 9 pm- NBC –  A very special  “Law and Order SVU”  crossover event  with “ Dr Pimple Popper “

Tonight at 8 pm  AMC – An in depth and conclusive look at  whether Steve Miller is a  Joker, a smoker, a midnight toker ;  or;  picker, grinner or sinner, and why he loved someone’s peaches and for what purpose he wanted to shake someone’s tree?

Tonight at 10 PM  E Channel–  The Kardashians.   Both the show’s  Cameraman and  show runner  slice their own throats  after Courtney and Kim argue for 5 consecutive hours on where to eat lunch.

Tonight at 8 PM- Spike Channel–  Skeeters Garage.- Otis eats an entire 16’ x 12’ confederate flag on a bet and chokes to death. TV-14  laughs,  mature muffler talk.

Tonight at 7 pm PBS  –  “Rebar”   Americas unheralded backbone.

Tonight at  10 pm-Discovery Channel   Part 3 of 5 on the history of “Knit, Whittling and Whistling”

Tonight at 8 pm  The History  Channel –  Gettysburg, (1993) with Jeff Daniels and Tom Berenger (note-all scenes involving  Confederate soldiers have been deleted )

Tonight at 9 pm-  Smithsonian Channel–  Part 2   “The Dust Bunny- a Homemakers Nemesis”

Tonight at 8 pm on PBS/WTVI   Nova- Recent evidence has come to light that suggests the War of 1812 was fought entirely with Potato Guns.

Tonight at 7 pm The Science Channel – Harry Smith sits down for candid conversation with a Fruit bat.

Tonight at 11 pm NBC- Dateline   Keith Morrison takes 15 minutes of information and stretches it out   to 2 hours by rehashing what we already saw after every commercial.

TONIGHT ABC  8 pm   Modern Family- Phil gets Clare a Capital One No hassle Card

TONIGHT HGTV 9 PM- Beat off Bobby Flay

TONIGHT  ESPN   9 PM– 18 folks on screen speaking at once about the recent decision to make “ Duck, Duck, Goose Goose” an Olympic sport

*Now we know why Hollywood wont cast Sean William Scott anymore.

*Where Tom Selleck and his partner live now is sad.

*What Lassie looks like now is Jaw dropping.

*The untold Truth of Grover Cleveland.

*Tragic details about Prince Harry’s finances.

*We now finally know the tragic details of Abe Lincolns final hours.

*Sadly Paul Rudd now works a  9 to 5 job and you wouldn’t believe where.

*Kit Harringtons stunning weight loss is too much for words.

*Why we never see Robin Williams anymore.

*5 things you must consider before decapitating anyone.